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Saturday, 28 November 2009

Paranormal Activity.

Now then. If, like me, you enjoy a good comedy film, then I think you should give Paranormal Activity a go. Ok, so the tagline "The scariest film this decade" doesn't exactly make you think, "Wow, this will be hilarious!" but in all honesty, it was one of the funniest horror movies I've ever seen.

I don't ever find horror films scary. They're some of the funniest films you can watch, so just think how many laughs Paranormal Activity is chocced full of! It follows the story of Micah and Katie, a couple of four years who have been haunted by a presence in their house for quite some time now. They enlist the help of a paranormalist who unfortunately believes that he can not help them. The couple decide to video tape their lives so that they have evidence of what they're dealing with.

All in all, it is an amazing film, and the true rawness of the video footage lends a hand to what I can expect they were trying to convey as "scary", but I just found the entire ordeal amusing. No effects, no double-takes, no script. This film is one-hundred percent raw, live, real action footage. One of my favourite parts of the film is where Katie (who is believe to be haunted by a Demon since the age of eight) is dragged by her foot out of her bed and into the next room kicking and screaming, where she is bitten. Its comedy gold. The door is slammed shut and so Micah almost runs straight into it haha!

If you aren't a pussy and enjoy a good laugh, then go see Paranormal Activity. If you are a pussy and want to shit your pants, then go see Paranormal Activity. If you're weird and like plots that revolve around true events where people die, then go see Paranormal Activity. If you like seeing ghostly white figures with no real talent for acting, then go see New Moon. Faggots.

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